As the subheading has alluded to, I've decided to change the focus of this blog. It will now be about my Adventures in Brewing.
To start I must catch you up on whats been happening since my last entry. I finished my 6 month tour in Afghanistan with little to no issues. There was a lot that happened while I was gone but for starters I'll go over the top 10 things I learned while deployed to Afghanistan.
#1- British SAS are assholes who think they know everything and are better than you
#2- Canadiens are better than you (at least they think so cause they are French Canadien) and Canadians are lazy, except LS Hannem, he's cool, GO MONTREAL!
(Picture of Hannem in turret, note the "bayonet" mounted on the weapon)
#3- Kandahar, in my opinion, is the rectum of the Earth, and it smells like poo
#4- Slovakians are all huge, and you should not mess with them!
#5- Everyone thinks Security Forces/MPs are stupid, yet we seem to be the only ones who can read or follow the rules!
#6- Lower ranking Airmen really do think that I have never been in their shoes, done some of the same stupid shit they do, or had an up-armored hummer airborne (remember that one Goose?) so they lie to me instead.
#7- A MSgt from Boston is not the person you want to catch you sleeping on post! (wasn't me, but I was there for the ass-chewing and I almost crapped my pants)
#8- Mortars are attracted to mustaches! (that one is for you Hack-Attack!)
#9- Making De-motivational posters will help pass the time. (we made tons of them)
And last but not least
#10- Flight Line Security is where they send vehicles to die!!
Another point of interest would have to be the fact I'm no longer playing World of Warcraft. I was very much addicted to the game, and enjoyed playing it, but it was time to leave. There was just an abundant amount of "elitests" who would shun you for not knowing as much as they did, and a lot of young kids who were a bit too immature. It was time to go. And as timing has its way of being perfect, the game crashed on my computer about 2 weeks before my account was hacked and everything was stolen and then deleted. Lainatan the hunter is no more. There is a bit of mourning for something I spent so much time on, but at the same time, I know have more time with my family, my faith, and my new ambitions. Beer brewing of course is one of them.
Beginning with my next post, I will be talking about whats on my mind and of course bringing you along on my Beer Brewing Adventures, hopefully doing it correctly and maybe even help inspire you to take on this rewarding hobby!
That's all for this one, and I leave you with Charlie Papazain's motto: RDWHAHB!!
Relax Don't Worry, Have a Home Brew!!
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